Sunday, February 8, 2009

Here’s To All the Men I’ve Known


Women are from Venus
Men are from Mars
Women like fresh flowers
And men like fast cars.

A woman will tell you what she holds dear
A man’s gonna tell you whatever you want to hear.
The woman is looking to clear up some issues
The man is just hoping that no one needs tissues.

Women want to get problems out in the open
Problems will go away, or so men are hopin’.
Expectations are great, for women, I fear
But what they are, to men, is not clear.

A woman and her man, it’s a beautiful sight
To a man, it’s imprisonment and a bit of a fright.
Yet, given the choice of alone or together
Most men will willingly chose the tether.

It’s not a coincidence, for women and men
To pair off, together, again and again.
For men and women are not the same
Complement each other; it’s the name of the game.

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